Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Destruction Healing Herb Nation
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck