Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
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Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'
It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
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You. O Positive. How many exits?"
"What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?