Question for your life: What is the price of love, and would you rather tally it with an abacus or an early 90s calculator watch?
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
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I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
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When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
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If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
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