I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.
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The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the fear of losing something.
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I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.
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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
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I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.
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