Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
Chief Life Like Long Looking
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Because Gave God I Me
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Doing End Finished George George Washington
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Form Immigration Sincerest Sincerest Form
One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
Ernest Hemingway Gets Gone Had Hemingway
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
I Keep More Notice People