Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
Neighbors Pleasant Themselves Unto Your
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Feels Important Man More Never
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Entry Happens Second Unless Win
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Life Parlor Saver Use Vague
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
Good Pay Worth You
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Dear Friend May Near Relative