You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
funny horses water Funny
A red eight-sided sign always means:
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!
Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing.
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!
The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.
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