Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.
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Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude.
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If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.
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Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited.
A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas.
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I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead.
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